Band-ter Elton John

Billboard ranked him third greatest artist of all time after the Beatles and The Rolling Stones and famously quipped ‘I play 107 shows a year, why would I go home and play the f--king piano?’ With 31 studio albums and, honestly, an absolute string of live, soundtrack, compilation and holiday albums, how do you pack the man formerly known as Reginald Kenneth Dwight into just 5 mins? (Warning: mentions suicide)